A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

by chmars • 11 years ago

19 7 11 years ago

"In this note we show that a key component of AES in fact contains a backdoor the allows the Belgian Government and The Catholic Church (the forces behind Rijndael / AES design, who obviously hid the backdoor in the cipher) to secretly eavesdrop on all AES communications"

lolwut

Natsu• 11 years ago

I'm half surprised they didn't define algebra resistance as one of P=?NP Person's super powers.

JanecekPetr• 11 years ago

"...the Impossible Boomerang Attack (IBA) which are especially dangerous as impossible boomerangs are truly impossible while regular boomerangs are possible boomerangs"

wutlol

There's more. Probably just a cheesy way to write a paper you'll retract / rewrite anyway?

brohee• 11 years ago

Possibly someone trying to expose bad conferences and journals by submitting this paper and see if it gets accepted.

sandycheeks• 11 years ago

Or perhaps simply for a challenge.

vonsnowman• 11 years ago

Go all the way to appendix B for the serious part.

It's interesting how, besides the obvious jokes in every other sentence, the paper is otherwise almost plausible.

dogma1138• 11 years ago

Finland, a bar, and a "research" paper... This all makes sense now guys.

A High-Degree Algebraic-Resistant Variant of the Advanced Encryption Standard [pdf]

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