My startup failed, and I don't know why

http://shitfuckpissstore.com/

by sfps • 12 years ago

5 9 12 years ago

shitfuckpissstore.com

jqm• 12 years ago

all you need is one customer....

antichaos• 12 years ago

How much time did you invest in this?

hramos_3• 12 years ago

Do you know how to make potato salad?

zinghaboi• 12 years ago

I actually enjoyed reading the description for pricing plans.

onion2k• 12 years ago

I imagine the reason your business failed is due to ignoring the lefthand side gutter on your website. A simple group focus test would have found this. The text is hard up against the edge of the screen, causing users to feel trapped and confined. With a 15px margin users would feel free and excited by your offering, leading to an improved conversion ratio and additional social back links from sharing on Bebo and MySpace.

UX Consultancy: $3200, payable in Dogecoin.

iambase• 12 years ago

you should have pivoted to dog underwear... !

hfreire• 12 years ago

color. you forgot about the colored pencils.

shekhar101• 12 years ago

Damn you! A loud fart sound in the middle of 10s of people in a conference room. :@ NSFW :D

tzs• 12 years ago

Never forget the classic sales aphorism to "sell the sizzle, not the steak". Applied to pencils, that would be "sell the sharpening, not the pencil", and can be seen in practice here: http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com

My startup failed, and I don't know why

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