Can you feel empathy for a UUID?

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by jlansey • 12 years ago

38 6 12 years ago

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Mithaldu• 12 years ago

I can see a manager in some enterprise software company reading this page and starting to make strange decrees.

jlansey• 12 years ago

it could be a big PR boost if they did :P

arielweisberg• 12 years ago

Reading that page there was a brief glimmer. If people can get a date on death row I think the UUIDs will do okay.

asiekierka• 12 years ago

I believe euthanasing UUIDs is really immoral. You go on talking about how all UUIDs have a right to live, then mention how all identifiers which are "unnecessary" should be killed as soon as they are born.

Gee, what a bunch of hypocrites.

simonblack• 12 years ago

It's supposed to be a secret, so please keep it quiet, but FEMA is rounding up all the UUIDs with a starting '51d4' and incarcerating them in special concentration camps.

atoponce• 12 years ago

Wow, scrolling on that website is really annoying.

Can you feel empathy for a UUID?

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