Tell HN: Pay me to think of a domain name for you

I was reading through some old HN threads on domain name registration and was surprised to see the number of people who said they hated trying to find domain names. I like thinking of domain names, and generally come up with lots of good available ones for any given project that I work on.

So here's the deal: Email my username at gmail with a description of your project and I'll get back to you within 48 hours with a list of available names that might be suitable. If you choose to use one, you register it and paypal me $80. If you don't like any of my suggestions, you pay nothing.

Anyone interested?