Ask HN: I need a Javascript hero today in SF

I am in desperate need of some Javascript/JSON tutoring today. I don't know any other way to ask for this kind of thing. I have a project I need to get my head around before tomorrow. I can pay or buy you lunch/dinner. Shoot me an email if you would be ever so kind. I am in SF but I suppose Skype could work as well.

josh [at] joshmlewis.com