A theoretical flash-mobbing of the 5% throttle on unlimited plans?

1. All subscribers of an unlimited plan ramp up network usage massively 2. This will shrink the upper percentile distribution since it's not likely that the top 5% of people will use much more data than they already do 3. The result is more unlimited bandwidth that would not be throttled since the 5% threshold goes up

Any bets that the current ultimatum will not be modified for "the benefit of the people" ?