Ask HN: Who has the best elevator pitch?

I'm looking for the best HN pitchman out there. Let's start with a challenge.

Challenge Rules:

1. Go to the Domain Name Maker on Bustaname http://www.bustaname.com/word_maker

2. Click on Make Random Domains

3. Pick out an available random domain from the generated list.

4. Pitch HN your genius/crazy/clever idea for the site.

5. Vote for your favorite.

Example: Ugandary.com seeks to be the premier destination site for foreigners deciding whether to relocate to Uganda--or not.