HN Contest: Invent the perfect HN-link-bait title

I know we don't do jokes around here very much (unless they are a small part of a comment and in support of a greater point) but I thought that it might be fun to have a contest for folks to come up with the types of article titles they see on HN that strikes them as being link-bait.

I figure not only could this be fun/funny, but it also might help the community take a fresh look at the kinds of material we're seeing on the front page (and whether we like it or not)

So what's the best title to guarantee a huge HN response? What are the things we reflexively upvote?