Ask HN: What is there any Hackintosh of-the-self laptop?

I am mac user since I am 6 years old and I really feel good if I use latest.

I am really done with Macbook for simple reasons.

1) Why do I need to wait 2-3 years and get 1-2 year old hardware for 2500 USD av.

2) I want everything to be usb-c fine. I really got it but world or us are not ready for it.

3) Why in the world one of best operation company cannot deliver an iphone with usb-c or can't have iphone slot in macbook pro. This is a joke!

4) I want Mac subscription or upgradable mac.

5) I have macbook, apple watch, iphone 7, how in the world is it difficult to have 1 charger (smart enough to detect the device and charge) and simple usb-c for all of it instead of 4 doggles/cables/adaptors ====

For all these reasons, I am asking. Is there any of-the-self laptop Hackintosh ?

(I will use for educational purposes so please don't remind me about EULA)