Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/09/20/microsoft-will-solve-cancer-within-10-years-by-reprogramming-dis/

by ValG • 10 years ago

11 9 10 years ago

telegraph.co.uk

kazinator2• 10 years ago

I have unshakable confidence in this.

If Microsoft programs it, it's as good as dead.

Even if all otherwise goes well, eventually the cells will burst due to failing to keep up with the increasing demand for resources.

beisner• 10 years ago

I think we should just let the cancer be acquired by Google.

kazinator2• 10 years ago

Google makes cancer worse by spotting it in early start-up stages before anyone else, but then, alas, investing in it.

kahrkunne• 10 years ago

vastinfest• 10 years ago

"Now.. Install windows 10 or die, cancer"

pawadu2• 10 years ago

Soon we will hear people complaining that Microsoft forcefully treated their cancer by tricking them to press "Cance_" in a dialog.

tinus_hn• 10 years ago

Sorry, I have never seen Microsoft actually solve anything. When their products break themselves the Microsoft solution is to make them automatically repair themselves, instead of not breaking themselves.

Microsoft will 'solve' cancer within 10 years by 'reprogramming' diseased cells

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